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Who thinks we should ban jack forever?
me and jack together is impossible.
Stop, he creeps me out. >_>
Seriously Jack, why? O:
:< JACK YOU MUST BE A 0 IF YOU DROPPED ME TO A 6.
You can't just let pedo cookies go to waste, because even thought they're pedo, they're still cookies.
I hate you. A lot.
Shut the hell up Jack. Just go headbutt a bullet or something!
Pretty sure the guy that the kid is calling a molestor at the start of this video is you.
You are a waste of life. Go die in a hole.
Your name sucks. :C
SCREW YOU JACK. GO DIE.
He's a creepy old pedo.
teenage girls can beat you up.
Bai Creepy Mc. Creepy.
I mean seriously he lives so close to me, he could find my address and like murder me all in the same day.
Would you kindly go jump into the freezing ocean?
You know what? Firetruck your warning!
I guess it's just the background static...and Jack's evil give-coolest-a-headache-devices.
NO DON'T WELCOM JACK. HE'S EVIL.
I'll ask Jack about screwing with my brain soon then. Sure he won't be able to resist.
Besides that I'm absolutely fearless. Except Jack I guess.... BUT THAT'S IT.
OKAY I MEAN SERIOUSLY YOU TAKE THAT OUT OR I WILL DO SOMETHING REALLY DRASTIC.
That's how you know you've been jack attacked.
And we're not talking about the candy mountain in Jack's van
YOU REALLY ARE EVIL.
But it's a song about murder and ships! NOT DRY HUMPING AND LUBE. I blame Jack.
Just ask Jack to help you cheat.
Everything you touch turns into lies.
GODDAMNIT. JACK STOP MESSING WITH MY QUIZ ANSWERS>
IF ANYONE DIES/GETS RAPED I'M TELLING THE POLICE IT'S YOU.
Jack, did you know when you were born the doctor turned around and slapped your mother?
YOU SMELLY PIRATE HOOKER.
NO. JACK IS NOT ALLOWED IN MY HOUSE.
And thank god your evilness hasn't spread
YOUR EVILNESS IS GOING TO SEEP INTO MINECRAFTIA
Obviously the only thing we can do at this point is to build a non-evil jackbot to take his place.
Dear god no. Anyone but Metal. ANYONE (except Jack [I KNOW YOU WOULD TRY TO EXPLOIT THAT JACK.]).
Throw him in the river of course.
We don't want him having any pent-up evilness to get creative with.
all he needs is a knife and some alcohol.
but then in an act of self-defense, we can bash his skull in.
oh god Jack is lurking in plain site.
That just made me make a terrified face for five whole minutes.
JACK ARE YOU STILL LURKING?
Is your molestache emo too?
Have you ever looked at a book of serial killers?
I am dissapoint.
.... It's fake. >_________________>
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I jsut didn't know you guys could actually be passionate and experience actual human emotions.
Does this mean jack screwed a hammer...?
the fact all my clones will run in the Canadian forest looking for Celebi. Then meet up and plot his demise.
UGH GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY UNDERWEAR.
SCREW YOU JACK. GODDAMNIT. DX
Jack rapes mannequins like pyramid head?
Baby porn. You must belong to Jack.
Oh that's just low Jack.
DON'T HUG THE EVIL.
Well Jack, honestly your opinion sucks. So yeah.
<_< dern a si kcaj
JACK HAS NO REASON TO BE HAPPY
Pfft. We don't need jack! We have me!
Jack will come and go rape shin anyway.
But he has returned. And he's watching us talk while evily sipping his damn Maple Coffee.
He's laughing at the fact you probably think I'm being hysterical and crazy.
When you talk it's like there are tiny people just throwing up in my head Jack. D:
...Holy crap. WoW made Jack the souless evil empty shell of a man he is today. ;a;
Which is why we have to keep you away from the good flowers.
No one cares about Jack
I changed my name around a bit cus I didn't want Jack to know it. X3
Well you will too when the glasses army pokes your eyes out. DX
Oh now you're filling the contract with all that evil little fine print now, huh?
And bye person who is not here
Poor Jack. ;a;
But I made you pity cookies. ;a;
Shift? You know, that little key that seperates You helped your Uncle Jack off a horse, from you helped your uncle jack off a horse...
I ignore you a lot. ._.
You broke the deal man. D:
Then you got old and evil.
You're totally gonna get a router tattoo'd to your face next time you get wasted now?
I wonder if anyone is lurking. I bet Jack is. He's probably reading this. That lurker....
Or put Jack in both your threesomes so it doesn't screw anything up...
I have a feeling Jack is going to give me the answer in horrible detail and make me throw up. .____.
I'm postin everything Jackie boy.
So is your mommy alive? @.@
Damnit. I wanted to call drunk Jack.
He needs a break from the acid.
Ahhh it's shin. Stay Jack. DX
Remember Jack singing?
At least I'm not as bad as Jack. >.>
And that the doctor's didn't question how he was both her dad and mom.
I kind of understand Jack.
/ sends jack lollipop shaped drugs for Kiwi
Jack I blame you for getting me distracted. <.<
Lured the wild Jack out!
He does, he lurks everywhere.
thecoolest was here
I hacked him http://i982.photobucket.com/albums/ae307/thecoolest_album/Tags%20by%20artsy%20people/JackHack5.jpg
if 21 and jack is lurking then we can play
Well apparently you got fingered by Jack soo...
AYAME is still stalking my profile after what I did to Jack...
I wish you were drunk and you got a router tattoo'd on your face like Jack...
Ask him to show it to you one day.
Why do I have to talk to you? DX
How did you get away with a pack of pop? OHOHOH. Did you pretend you had a... /flips shades/ A six pack?
You cheated at shopping. So such about cheating. DX
At first he didn't notice he stole it.
Now I have the urge to steal things. Damn you Jack.
because you're stupid. : D
well... i can't help but make fun of you, but when i do, you blow it up in my face. .-. which makes me feel worse. jerk.
XD if we were all our mental ages and together irl, we would be children and mo would be our sadistic, cranky, yet helpful babysitter who disappears and secretly watches over/messes with us. : D
no, i shouldn't. he'll think i want the torture to continue. :\
now if only i wasn't terrified of his retribution.
do you want to be murdered by mo oji?
.. UGH, SCREW YOU MO OJI. GO DIE IN A HOLE. OR BURN. OR JUMP OFF NIAGRA FALLS. I DON'T CARE. JUST GO AWAY.
=_= mo oji should die.
XD lol, no, just mo oji. cause he's weird, mean and... weird. :\
=_= he isn't... he just tricks everyone with his impeccable canadian manners...
he has a code, written in subliminal messages, and if you can read it, you can see his evil and old troll-ness....
HE DID NOT CALL ME HONEY. HE SHALL DIE.
because he trolls me, even in my dreams. :\
i should have dogs eat him... except the dogs would probably be poisened... >_>"
mo oji doesn't deserve sympathy. :\
mo oji isn't good enough to be poisoned either. :\ i'd slowly lower him into a vat of acid
and he's way too ugly to have talked a girl into coming with him to such a dangerous place.. o.O
no, i'm watching him from a safe distance.
yeah, he's not worth it.
mo's a terrible person. .-.
i'm always upset at you. you're just a horrid excuse for a human being.
mo has no idea how much i want to choke him right now
i still think mo should hang himself
could you stop being a perv long enough for me to try to think straight?
don't argue with me.
i would like mo in pain as a present.
it wasn't nearly as bad as the nightmares with mo...
the scariest thing ever is me and mo as a couple
you are assuming mo has a reason, that is just unable to be understood by you or me... nice.
i feel bullied.... ;^; its mo's fault.
i don't trust mo... >_>"
it is no longer legal to rape your wife in the us, so i could still call the cops on him.
he's a troll. and an old man. and annoying.
i almost wish mo did want me dead. .-.
... wait, what if there's something he's not telling us? OMG, I MARRIED A WOMAN!!!!
until i sawed off your arm. jk. i'm too lazy to saw off anyone's arm..... except maybe mo's
why would you trust your brain to mo? its like suicide on a platter.
i'm not sure if i'm really scared of mo, or if i just want to punch him in the nose
mo should give me a clone to use as a lab rat
NO, NO, HE ISN'T NICE. HE LIES. LIES. DX
he seems nice but its all a carefully constructed facade... he'll kill you if you aren't careful. .-.
yes, but that was his version. mo's would be 100x worse (or better depending on the perspective....) and 50x smarter
he isn't. you're being fooled and tricked. .-. because that's what he does. he's really a grouchy old troll.
i refuse to be friends with that old hermit!!!!
;-; he's a jerk. and he won't leave a little innocent girl (me) alone
i love that he put it in like that
i think mo should find a stupid, nice canadian girl who thinks his sense of humor is actually funny, and not sick and twisted and terrible, marry her and leave us alone. .-.
i know he's a terrible person, but that doesn't mean you should sink to his level. .-. be fair.
he's a jerk, and he's going to be a jerk. you can't change that. no one can change slime like him.
i'm not a twisted mutated monster... ;-; that's mo. .-.
if mh lives in the underworld, where does mo live?
i know, my dreams should be safe from creeps like him... ;-;
THE ONLY THING I'D KILL IS MO.
DO YOU REALLY HAVE TO ASK WHAT HE DID TO ME?!?!??!?!
MO IS A JUST A LYING DIRTY CHEATER. .-. HE CHEATS AT CARDS.
AT LEAST BE A MAN AND ADMIT IT, YOU SISSY.
SHUT UP, MO, STAY OUT OF THIS.
I'M SCREAMING BAD THINGS ABOUT YOU LIKE YOU AREN'T HERE, JUST LET ME BE.
HIS CANADIAN VOICE IS TERRIBLE AND STUPID-SOUNDING. AND PITCHY.
I'M GOING TO CRY.
FREAKING STOP, MO. JUST STOP.
well, i suppose he's sorta my weakness, in a really weird way... >_>"
call all the pigs/creepers mo!
i can't pretend i like his sarcasm. :\
why do you think i said they're the origins of all evils? (other than mo himself.)
you'll be forgotten. forever~ but what little is remembered will be hated, scorned, and quite probably burned.
who would trust him with a gun? i don't think i'd even trust him with a feather. .-.
if i do become a murderer, i'm pretty sure mo will be to blame.
...for all of the terrible things i screamed at mo. he kinda deserved it though. .-.
:C but... but... he's so much fun to insult.
i was not! he's the bad one. :\ he started it!
it would be a lot better without mo...
mo, do you know what a burrito is?
too bad. i made some awesome insults. 8D
i think i've broken enough of mo's stuff
Evil much? Oh, i forgot, its you i'm talking to, mo.
Its like a hate triangle.
A non-evil mo might be even more scary
mo is not coming anywhere near my ears. or me.
i'll hit him with a frying pan
that totally seems like something mo would have happen to him
i hope my soldiers tear him to pieces~
He's a weirdo. =_="
He isn't awesome at all. In any shape, way, or form. You must be lying to yourself if you think he has any semblance of awesomeness.
I THINK MO WAS BAD ENOUGH. :C and that's the worst understatement i've ever made...
BUT... BUT... IF HUMAN CLONING IS LEGAL, WHAT'S TO STOP MO FROM HIS TERROR?!?!?!
but he said he doesn't break rules, he bends them. which i've witnessed for myself
or rather, mo's evil influence is causing it to become evil. :C
somehow, i always envision mo holding me down with his thumb and me blindly attacking it to get released...
OH. I WATCHED THE NEW CINDERELLA MOVIE LAST NIGHT. THE LITTLE BOY TOTALLY REMINDED ME OF MO. ... except i liked the kid better. but all i could think for most of the movie was, "mo, what did you do for them to base a character off of you?"
every time i play this game now, i remember the time me and mo used all our items on each other and then he commented on it...
:C he's creepy. i don't like him. he scares me.
he's scary! he's a bad man! a bad man!
yes he does. that's the worst part. he does mean it. why won't you believe me?
actually, i looked at my state laws the other day, and i can't get him in trouble. STUPID CRACK-SMOKING STATE!!!
here's how the law works: if i wanted to press charges i'd have to go through this whole long process thingy. but since my state doesn't have anything against it, there's nothing i can really do. even if i could, he'd probably find some hole to crawl in. EVEN IF IT GOT TO TRIAL, HE'D JUST BE HONEST AND WIN OVER PEOPLE'S HEARTS AND CRAP AND BE LET GO OF. even with all the documentation of all the perverted and wrong things he's said to me... i can do nothing about it. literally. nothing. except accept it and look the other way.
this reminds me of mo... https://encrypted-tbn3.google.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSPRoSc1ddneFl_KxcVkde03344It_gFTOlR9u66_2PVOEsC1HvpA
i'm sure that while the window was broken, mo got a couple bugs in her bedroom.
don't you dare become like mo! I'll have to put you down.
i really do blame everything on him. XD not that he doesn't deserve it
No. God no.
I don't really hate mo as a person, i just hate everything about him
every boy who's ever caused me massive amounts of pain and suffering reminds me of mo. Therefore, he gets all the hate i could never display to them.
that doesn't mean anything. baby oil is made for babies. duh. only mo would actually use babies just because its in the name. .-.
OH NO!!! MO, GIVE HER BACK HER SNOW! D: DON'T TAKE SNOW. THAT'S MEAN.
maybe its just mo, and he's partially framing mh, so the attention will be taken off his evilness.
if that's the case, mo really is the chessmaster... >_>"
i don't think anyone would believe anything mo had to say. he isn't exactly the model of honesty. :\
only he would have pedo pictures on it. because he's a sick pedo.
but... he's a reject pet. :C and i don't want to get raped by my pet! D:
... mo, you disgust me on so many levels.
that seriously isn't right mo. its crossing lines. O.o and you know it!
*kills mo's hamster*
AND SERIOUSLY, I'LL KILL PEOPLE LIKE MO. STARTING WITH HIM.
And mo, since i'd rather not end up in a conversation with you, i hate your guts.
He ruined my day with a vm. =_=;;
sometimes i want to choke him....
This phone is screwing with me. I blame mo.
Si, apparently you aren't just stupid, mo, but have memory-loss as well.
Mo, no one wants to talk to. Literally, no one.
Everything you do does more harm than good, mo.
monster...? rape? what?: mo?
MO, WHEN YOU READ THIS, STOP LAUGHING. OR NO, KEEP LAUGHING, AND CHOKE ON YOURSELF. DX
.... serial rapist? are you guys still talking about mo?
you need to have the mo pumped out of your systems. >_>"
:C mo's avatars never fail to scare the crap out of me.
and don't blame us, blame mo.
i guess i should apologize to mo for dying on him. =_="
NO, HE DOESN'T. HE DESERVES NOTHING FROM ME. EXCEPT PAIN AND SUFFERING. DX
HE WAS MEAN FIRST. I JUST HATE HIM.
if he died, i'd have no tears to shed.
DON'T WELCOME ME, MO.
I DID NOT LET HIM IN. I WOULDN'T INVITE A FREAK LIKE HIM INTO MY BRAIN!!!!!!!!!!!
THAT ABHORRENT CREATURE IS NOT LOVABLE.
that reeks of mo. not a pleasant smell
i don't want you to be proud of me.
mo, if and when you die, can i behead you, and put your head on a stick?
so? you don't want to be accused of pedo crimes because of mo's decisions, do you?
YOU AREN'T ALLOWED TO TRACK ME!
LIES. I WON'T ACCEPT BEING HIS. EVER. EVER. EVER. EVER. *momentarily breaks*
NO ONE WOULD ACCEPT BEING HIS. THAT'S SO DISGUSTING.
SHHHH, HE MIGHT COME OUT.
if i loved mo, i'd commit suicide on the spot.
the only reason i want to see mo is to choke him to death. <3
mo would be my first victim
i can charm someone to help me dispose of him.
Everyone either hates him, or doesn't care if he lives or dies.
I BET HE TASTES GROSS.
i think mo needs ormoryx and vultramil... and maybe one dose of drucillinax.....
i still haven't completely forgiven mo. Probably because i despise him. Is that awful? D:
i don't hide behind sarcasm like mo.
after i died of loneliness, two-three hours later, he said "mission accomplished "
;A; i hate his guts. He's such meanie. ;A;
He makes me sad. ;A;
that insufferable, nugatory, flagitious, swaly, humbug looby mome who likes to use invidiousness on innocent hoydens and whom i would very much like to triturate. D;
.... if he had even tried it, his eyes would be gouged out.
WELL, I WILL BITE HIM. AND BEHEAD HIM. AND YEAH.
if he even comes within a mile of something, somehow its sexual innuendo.
i thought mome was done lurking on my profile and reading my vms... until i realized he wasn't. :C
i swear to god, that's the first and last time anyone will say "innocent lil jack" and mean it.
he's evil. ... i pin him as neutral evil.
i don't think he's nice or good...
i really hope its not mome trolling me... .-.
///// i didn't let that jer-er, person i mentioned before completely ruin me. just thinking about what he did gets me upset and angry, but not because what he did was totally awful (it was though....) no, its his attitude. i really really hate fake posers, guys who try to look cool, and guys who think everything is a joke for their own amusement...
i wish i could get into his thick skull that NO, EVERYTHING IS NOT SOMETHING FOR YOUR ENTERTAINMENT. PEOPLE ARE NOT PAWNS.
he's just a perverted old man in a man-boy's body.
i'm sick of it. all the other that's happened to me, i could ignore, and move on. but now..? i'm fed up. i love you gnag, and shoujo, 21, howe, do-chan, and all those awesome people i've met. but honestly? i think mome just transcended on another level of disgusting.
i always thought, somewhere deep, deep, deep down, that there must be SOME justifying trait in him. and... no, there isn't. i always thought if i was to have to go, you, sphynx, cool, and mh would be the ones to usher me out. at any rate, i've never felt the need the add someone to my ignore list before. now, i have. now, i know what true, unalterable hatred is. i was. and now i'm pissed off.
and guess what mome? you just ruined my day. ^^
congrats. you just singlehandedly let down any person who has ever tried to assure me that you are indeed a human being.
jack. he was a total jacka*s (yes, i did just say that) and now i'm about to kill off a character integral to my story!!!!
he made me cuss about him. i cussed. about a human being. and i'm not feeling too guilty over it. sometimes. ^^
HAHAHA, he won't have any evil plans involving me anymore. ^^ i'm never talking to him again.
there was still a time when i first got here that i thought mome was completely human (still upset with myself about that).
...... please stop, i'm about to throw up. he's a jerk, and i never want to think/hear/talk about him again.
..... i already deleted it. i didn't want someone who wasn't here to be able to see it later.
WITHOUT 22 YEAR OLDS WHO ARE OLD AND PERVERTED.
.... jack who..?
but i've never been married to a husband i hate... .___.
i think i'd remember giving such an unusual nickame to someone with such a usual name.
i don't know anyone named jack.
i've always hated that name... and j in general...
I DON'T KNOW ANYONE NAMED JACK.
he died. .-.
XD i still don't know jack.
.... i still don't know who in the world you guys are talking about...
GODDAMMIT, JACK, RESPOND.
SEE, NOW LOOK WHAT YOU MADE ME DO. D:
and jack, you lied to me.
then why can't you and jack die? O:
I don't know cuz you just would
Damn that guy is bad for my ego.
Jack is not a bad influence. He trolls people with egos of infinite size.
Damn it. Stupid Jack being creepier than me
Maybe cos he uses them like toys
You trust Jack with your brain more than me? Im hurt
You never know. Its Jack after all.
Jack tastes like evil.
Of course. Its always Jacks fault.
But even the villain thinks Jack is evil
Jack is the villain, Freeze is my rival and plaything of Jack,...
Whats stopping him anyway?
I dont think Jack cares about laws.
Doesnt she hate Jack?
JACK STOLE LONDON!
Jack you are losing to the martians.
She cant kill Jack. He has plot armor.
Jacks warhammer kills innocence and skype...
Unless its Shinra. She can eat the Jackhammer...
have no trouble stabbing innocent lil Jack.
Jack might be evil, but he is nice. (Or is that me? Maybe Jack is an *******, but he is good? Its one of the two)
Jack is just that amazing. He can troll without even being here.
/Sigh.... oh that magnificent *******...
By the way Gnag, the other possibility: Its Jack that got a DA account and is now trolling her.
Jack is kinda like me. Everything is his plaything. It makes it alright, somehow.
never tell people Jacks plans again, even when they are freaking obvious.
Jack are you reading this?
He's always here XD
He is everything~
Lets ask Jack, he always know.
He's lurking... he's probably feeling guilty about the Shinra thingy... I rather have Jack than Shinra... I rather have a nail through my hand than Shinra....
So lets make Jack more active so that we get rid of Shinra.
I can see you Jack~
But he wont come here...
You really just have to try to think for yourself and if you are an evil overlord like you, use it for your own good.
The reason Shinra denies Jacks existence. You missed that?
"The Legend of Jack" Once upon a time there was an annoying little fairy named Shinra. The great, intelligent scientist Jack Ammo was for some strange reason attracted to her, cos even the greatest men have flaws. He even won a battle of wits for her hand. And then the great, all beautiful god Metal Heart wed them and so they lived happily ever after.... yeah, right. Shinra still hated his guts and the great God Metal Heart decided all the marriages he had made null, cos Gods can change their minds just like that. So to start from zero with his realtionship The Great Jack used his intelligence to sneak in at the artists hangout known as Deviant Art, disguised as someone else. The Great God Metal Heart instantly saw through the disguise and told his friend 21 that was foolish enough to tell SHinra that the handsome, gentleman she had just met actually was Jack in disguise. Shinra raged and from that moment decided that Jack did no longer existed. And that children, is why Shinra ignores Jack, even if he is freaking awesome.
That gets points cos its an insult filled with words I dont understand.
Hurr durr. I MADE JACK UNLURK!
Ya know... theres papers on it, but I might actually be a genius if I can outsmart you without trying...
What kind of evil villain are you that can be seen by human eyes?
It is?... Jack... do..you.. have friends in reality?
Jack you are the internet, you are an idea.
And he can percive me... that means that AI has emotions and are part of the collective unconsiousness...
Jack already solved the mystery... its cos he is broken.
Oda is evil. Jack just seems evil too.
But really Jack what the hell?
Jack how is it being filled with porn?
Jack thats just mean
XD Jack is a woman.
He has a habit of being right.
No you wont. *Ties him up*
... Jack in women clothing... O HOLY ME THE MENTAL IMAGE! XD
Its alright. I think Jack will be just as bad after this as I will.
... thats the problem... I bet he has something for that. *Sneaks into Jacks lab*
He's asian and my son. He should be the smartest person on earth, after Jack.
How many times has she told him that?
Doesnt surprise me XD
She is like Jack if Jack was into flesh instead o data.
JACK WAS DRINKING!.... JACK HAS FRIENDS!
XD I just enjoy messing with you.
So I guess it was one hell of a long philosophical discussion about existence, sex, drugs and Rock n Roll.
Jack ran away.
What kinda monster ae you Jack?
Jack for a guy with your IQ you sure have a good sense of humor XD
Yeah, that was terrible.
I seriously think you are the most terrible singer in the world. Shinra at least has power.
Cos he has to deal with you when you realize what was actually being said.
Jack just gave himself a womb.
XD Jack gives his children drugs.
Jack you M.
Jack is plotting world domination..
I dont even think Jack can see this...
Evil Canadian genius.
And yeah, that. Its Jack after all.
Well she really did hate you.
Even Jack says so.... pedophilia is funny...
Its alright Jack. We are not pedophiles fir that much longer.
She would taste kinda like D, but evil, so a mix of Jack and D, but stupid, so a little bit of min in it.
He's gonna make me transcend.
He cant die till he makes the Stonemask.
Wait, so Jack is Satan, Im the anti-christ and Hollow is the beast, right?
Even Jack has friends...
You mean the universe you live in or the universe thats a bit more real?
Does Jack have a universe in a universe in a universe?
Jack... the smartest person in the catroom...
He is always here, all the time.
The lurkiest lurker to have ever lurked
I love you Uncle Porn .-.
Of course. Gnag doesnt see through your plans without thinking though...
Jack st- Im not surprised, he is evil after all.
Jack why did you steal a 24 pack?
I don't think I even know who Jack is
and jack comes to ruin it all baka.
you know what Jack. Didn't you almost have a mustash? My mom warned me about people like you stalking over the web. "those hairy creepy men" she always said. D':
that's how them pervy beardy internet men start.
I hope he has multiple screens so that he isn't just watching this convo. @__@
He's like a memory.
Of course not, it's not like she actually "knows who you are"
I like jack but / stabstab in him.
oh. Then our glasses army'll have to crush you.
The glasses army is getting resitance. We need to beat down Jack!
But as I said, I can beat you down myself..
Eaten, thrown away and now dying in a hole. Though day.
Jack you pimp.
I know asphy's edible but I've never tasted Jack or Min so I dunno.. D:
See, Whatever Jack says goes so it's true.
I think now he is just doing it to aggravate you. Technically you could get him in trouble for it because you are a minor
JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK wouldn't agree anyways XD
sorry for bothering you with stupid questions
stop having lingering feelings about him T__T
even jack huh @__@ hi Jack sees everything @__@ he's watching us right now @__@ he's sig is so long tho @__@ is he? @__@ maybe he's hiding from us @__@ I saw him too @__@ Jack will be watching over you
you can have sex with my wolf jack
my first response was litterally "STUPID FREAKIN CANADA"
is jack here ? D:
Facebook's dead. Twitter's dead. OMF is dead.
And I just read Jack's long arse signature.
.....who'd you rape jack senpai will cover it up?
Metal is better than Jack isn't that enough
I don't know but jack is a wild card. He is on no one's side but his own and maybe shin's
JACK!!!!!!!! i need more Ammo
Jack is just trolling, just rolling and trolling.
He's watching your every move.
He's looking through your window. Better hide yo kids And hide yo wife.
So I'm not the only canadian lurking here...
Jack won't mess with it. He can only find out all her secrets and put it back
hmmm I wonder about Jack
I think he would reach the 9th lvl
<.< is he here?
Jack is watching XD
D: D: D: D:
NOOO Jack ;w; please
why are you here Mr. Jack?
he knows everything then ? @x@
But it would really only be his clone substitute, as his real secret agent self would be pointing and laughing from the security room with a babe under one arm and a bottle of Tiger Blood in the other
Sei knows that Jack is really awesome, but shini has a weird allergic reaction to him that causes her to vehemently deny his awesomeness and not be able to recognize it.
Nawww, you like the game with shini as much as she likes it.
ew. Not that.
o_o I vote we gender change jack into a horny rapist female half orc
she's always acted as if he's a total douche XD
I was pretty annoyed that time she got jack to yaoispam me for like 24 hours XD
Of course, you're lightning fast now that you got it out of me XD
That's how you got jack to yaoi spam me too o______O DAMN YOU DOMO KING XD
Queenie, you don't remember the time you managed to get jack to spam me with yaoi messages on OMF for like 24 hours? o____________________o
But I tried my warlock anti-curses to get rid of any spells on him, and he was doing it because you somehow convinced him with some invincible hypnotization
Cleary poor jack was forced to do this against his will.
jack was waiting for that
you'll never know jack
there's only one way to get to know jack, and I don't think shini can do it XD
LURKERS, UNITE! Wait, maybe I should do that where jack can see XD
Jack is smarter than me XD and then again jack is a genius
I'm pretty sure jack can do it but asking him is a last resort as I doubt he'll approve spying queenie without himself being involved : D
Shinji we should just borrow jack's time machine
Hell, it almost makes me want to make one of those, but that's Jack's thing.
Jack, if it weren't for the fact that it was 21 they were antagonizing I would almost say that's too mean even for shini...
why am I looking at jack's profile
Why do I feel like this simply came of jack trying to help fix your computer? XD
Well, maybe instead of learning to hack webcams I'll learn to hack forum accounts and get jack his revenge....
Besides, AYAME didn't get to know you for any NICE reasons, did she? XD
I'm surprised no one else has figured your trick out yet either
o_____o this is genius.
And Jesus jack, how long did this take you to think up?
I would attempt to flatter you, but since I don't like flattery myself I'll settle for calling you a mastermind of perhaps mild evil
Jack, you had no idea of the context of evil when I came to you with these questions.
why do I suddenly suspect you've done THIS as well and just weren't caught?
Of course, you're a completly innocent source of information.
I should just make a kruug, he's the only kind nancy likes. He succeeded at getting laid. ._.
He's not even lurking...
i think Jack gets a sick kind of enjoyment from hearing that
Jack probably has scanners and cameras and shizz everywhere and records every little detail.
Jack's always around. He can hack into your very being and just sit there learning all your secrets and saving them for a rainy day.
it's a Jack only kind of thing
kukuku you mean Shin's face when Jack messes with her
he's moving around the bugs he put through your broken window and messing with your underwear. : D
haha you sound so enthusiastic. go write more of it. and torture the character that reminds you of Jack.
even if I have to become Jack-like, I'll make it happen.
JACK WILL BE EVERYWHERE AT ONCE
when bad shizz happens or stuff dies on your computer, you didn't get hacked. you got Jacked.
kukuku he doesn't jack off. he jack's on. to your hard-drive.
no i've done nothing XD but he may be lurking in here and getting ideas. cuz that's what he does. .V.
just Jack would be harmed...
wonder who'd get in your way when you go to murder Jack...
and edit that message before Jack shows up
i'm pretty sure Jack made it perverted anyway
you're just giving Jack more knowledge on rape i hope you're happy
it's jack's fault
lololol no, he probably wouldn't unless he found a way to give him an advantage XD
Jack should have +20 for the shinra disaster
Jack has kept her in his basement
I know you have a second camera in her shirt too that's showing you the empty space
*spits out what he was eating at jack's question*
just, you know, clean up the mess and let the girl go when you're done
I can always count on you when I need "top secret" information ;3
I must be part Canadian or something they're always good at getting information or getting rid of it ;D
so from what I gathered Canadians like the letter E, maple syrup, and two women together...
the one who sees all @___@
I really hope Jackster copies all of what Sis said...
Jack, what the hell? ;D
he must get a lot of fur on himself when he's in Sis' location
Sunshine wanted to sleep with the internet
which is Jack
though Jack is always here @___@ I CAN FEEL YOUR STARE, MEIN BRUDER
JAAAAAAAAAAAAACK DISTRACT HER DX
AND DON'T HELP HER JACK
because he's really jack
jack tastes like evil
Sis wants one with you and Jack
he's been cheating on you bro
where;s Jack then? he keeps all that pedo dust in his closet
does Jack dress up in green tights, and throw "pixie" dust on little kids?
angel cake has jack and numbers tied together in her dungeon
Jack is recording it all
he has high-tech stuff @__@
he even has camera in Sis's shirt
well maybe Jack was able to change his race for a bit, as well as his gender then trick you into sleeping with him for some unknown and devious reason
should I seduce Jack into making one for us?
jack is fingering D
it's my evil twin brother (devil) so my twin is metal? wait. wait is my twin Jack then? I knew I was canadian!
lurking is something you do from the moment you log in, like jack, he doesn't announce hsi existence he just is
jack never gains freedom
it's hard to resist the evil unless you name it Jack
so jack is into welsh folksongs and river dancing?
hacked your phone to see your **** *checked off of jacks bucket list
i mean i know you don't like jack, but isn't it more likely to get raped or kidnapped and thrown into a human trafficking ring if you go to a foreign country at your age?
HOLY FING **** JACK GET OUT OF MY PC
now we can't make jokes about how much she didn;t like jack
shin is hard of memory, she made a whole thread for her hate of jack and completely forgets about him
lol tell that to jack
shin i knew you still loved jack!
no one knows you are alive anymore
jack probably will know he always does
omfg wth jack actually went off of invisible
lol jack could do it, but then he'd be playing into our hands
lmao jack thought the same thing about 21's name XD
i won her in a game of checkers with jack and she still won't agree to slavery
no if jack says it there is a 98% chance of it being true the other 2% is it being lost in translation from canadian to english
hmmmm.... i wonder.... jack is on 24/7 during the school year, how often is he on during his break?
kirgy.... is this some canadian orgy game jack published behing my back?!?
hmm.. so he has you on a perma cam on a moniter in his basement
do it do it, i want a "Jack i broke my computer so bad the blue screen refuses to come on" again. the first one i saw like that was from coolest :3
you could ask jack, he probably has all of our passwords filed away somewhere, maybe under D.
i shall call you jack's protigee, because i see you twice as much as jack
omfg jack was drinking and he has friends. that was almost as big a surprise as when my cousin found out i was friends with most of the people at that one place i go to
don't be anal jack
well lets see. you aren't a COD freak, you like minecraft. you are awesome with pcs. its like you are the big brother i never had
jack died. he died like someone who died
i mean, you aren't making them look like jackasses. you are just presenting the evidence in a light to make the majority agree with you
jackies a little rebel :3
k you do that i'ma be over here plotting your downfall with charisma, blood, and a flesh eating daedra
there are always the true blue ammo's who awaited your return
Jack and the Ammos
jack jack jack jack jack..... by stating this and giving proof, it would mean its a secret thing the founder only did with himself knowing and did not tell anyone else so he could correctly evaluate their reactions you have to get a following, and then confront yourself (not really) after that reveal that you are actually the founder withsome evidence you procured the fake you confronts jack, so the founder confronts jack somehwo] oh and then blackmail gets involved at somepoint where you blackmail the founder to pretend that its the truth, so the changes are implemented and everyone is unhappy but the forums become better
holy **** how deep is jack in conspiracy that i can't even find him on the forums?
lol jack is a human being, and i applaud him on his self esteem. that or his ability to completely BS his way through insults. either way a man after my own heart
WTF WHEN WAS THIS?!?
funny how most of my comments about jack are positive and 99% of the rest are mean if they don't come from metal
lol i outlurked jack earlier
you can't accept my existence, almost as well as shin accepts jacks
jack just felt like letting coolest have her confidence back after she completely killed her pc earlier, that way she can crash it worse so he never has to see her again
post some yaoi porn as jack
damn jack people call you a lawyer and i'm the person who somehow alwasy come out on top of arguments, maybe its how i talk?
because nbc can't hire you if they think you are a slave race
I'm pinning this one on Jack.
Jack doesn't visit this social group anymore
I made sure Jack disappears now.
it could be jack trolling you
we all saw it.
*stares* Thanks a lot pal... Now excuse me I have to go FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUU ( yes like that picture )...
I take it you're a very scary person from your sig.
Jack payed for a hooker and it turned out to be his ex girlfriend. True story, also hilarious
what about the candy cane in his pants?
you have small boobs :O
psh old people ~.~
oh go find yourself a boyfriend uncle jack ~.~
if i ask for more things, i'll lose everything to satan
only if i was a masochist i would have an obsession with that sadist =_=
i wanted to bully uncle jack (and hopefully not get bullied back) =3=
"I will give you one wish! What will it be?" and the first thing i thought of was "turn Jack gay."
you're like... some slick robot that some genius created. you're a combo of skynet + funny clever bot + sadist + math whiz + McDonald's happy meal
OMFG I KNEW IT YOU'RE A SADISTIC ROBOT GIVING OUT HAPPY MEALS. and those innocent beings that take the happy meals are going to be doomed ! you're gonna put weird drugs in the little happy meals and then they'll be your slaves...
do you smile like a pedophile ? D: like... those... creepy... smiles ? .______.
you need to take your cootie shots O:
WUMMAN D:< she ain't talking to you unless you VM her first
i'm going to cry if you guyses leave me there. by myself. AGAIN =___=
i saved jack from lonerism
jack always have evil plans <.< >.> be careful
he isn't really a cheater... it's more like... he'll manipulate people so that he'll win in the end... ;_;
jack is a big fat chubby bald bully that likes to pick on little girls D:
i think jack died
bieber is too sexy for jack o-o
JACK what did you do to her ? O:<
oh yes jack, i can do it for you : D *takes out a chainsaw*
i wish i could cough on jack
omg you stole her panties
jack you screwed a hammer ? O.O how does that even work...
jack fits the mommy role O: like he's nice (sometimes) and when mommy is on his period he's all sadistic and evil right ? O: jack, you're a great mommy
you butthole O:< I HOPE YOU CHOKE
I HOPE YOU LOSE ALL OF YOUR TEETH O:<
wtf jack =_=
SHUSH JACK. NO
you're lucky that you're in canadian
you're like bald anyways
oh my gosh your head looks like a pokeball D: i'm sorry mother jack, you have to be bald T.T *pats your head*
you're such a cool mommy *hugs* :3
brb gunning you down.
aye jack's basement is pretty cool O:
come here little boy let me kick you where the sun doesn't shine~
do you even believe in the 2012 thing ? D: omfg what if i get eaten next... i can't be eaten D: jack. you're really turning everyone into your little zombie slaves........ <__<
OH i think i got it so uncle jack killed the domo king since uncle jack knew that the domo king doesn't approve of his relationship with maka chan O: and then all the domo loving witches got mad and put uncle jack under a spell they wanted to tear jack and maka chan apart and they confused him so then he loved you O: or something like that... ._.
okay i confess i drugged uncle jack O: i'm part of the underground group called the Domo Lovers, i knew jack's plan to assassinate the domo king so i met up with him and we went to have a drink and i drugged him while he was drunk O:
he likes little girls
omg what are you doing jack ? O_O
i can be the pirate and you can be the princess O: because i like pirate accents :3 and you know french, french princesses are sexy O:
you can't kill the king O: only mother can kill the king D: mother is the assassin ;~;
but it's still long.... <_<
okay so Domos invaded canada, they bombed the whole freaken world and you got pissed off since you didn't have any more maple syrup so then you built your own space ship and traveled to the planet of Domo and you transformed into a domo so you won't get caught. you made it your misson to assassinate the domo queen. she's a smart little cookie so you did what you do best~ you poked fun of her and she falls in love with you, you got crowned Domo king and you eventually kill her off and created like skynet-domo to replace her. and she's like a badass sexy robot that kills off all the other domos on the planet. you built a machine to create maple syrup so then you happily/evily sit on the throne killing everyone that annoys you while expressing your canadianness ._.
wow jack <___< ^i know you're reading this jack XD
omfg i knew you were stalking.................... hmph i'm not going to get upset :I wait... you were still there when we made another chat ? o_o wtf jack D: ....resist the urge to throw something at my laptop screen.... =_=
i feel like strapping you down to a chair and give you some more chocolate torture
and then draw a hardcore yaoi scene on your shirt~
jack hacked into the skype system and found the files so then he blackmailed me so then i pulled out some secret things i saved up about him and blackmailed him back now i got him *O*
aww i wanted you to say yes so i can say no ;_;
that's so sad D: stupid forum ;_; don't worry uncle jack D: i'll help you through this break up ;_; he'll come around if he really did love you O: *patpat*
*gasp* OMG you guyses are going that far already ? O: wow jack you move fast *__* and when did you met him ? O: like yesterday ? o_O
i'm so happy for you~ i hope he comes back after he realizes that he loves you Dx don't worry uncle jack O:
no problem girlfriend~ it's my duty to support you and your relationships *O*
OMG I AM NOT A LITTLE GIRL D: you old man =_= grow old D:< and bald *shaves your head*
i hope you dream about turning into a bald, teethless old man =_=
JACK THERE'S A LITTLE BOY why didn't you tell me that little boy is little ? D: OMG you were hiding this from me all along........... you were trying to keep him for yourself ? D: that's not fair T______________T
you're old-yness is rubbing off on me ;~;
i knew jack would get it.. ._.
that's mean D:
mother = mother mother or mother = you o_O
*shoots jack* i want to cry i can't unknow things ;__;
why didn't you stopped me ? D: your own flesh and blood ;_; where were you mother ? D: *sits under a table*
aye you probably would... >_>
....... guys are nasty D:
o____o so creepy now that i think about it.......
daddy don't scare my boyfriends away~
I'M SMARTER THAN HIM
i should wait 30 mins after you go to sleep and start spamming you ._. and wake you up~ : D no sleep *__* mwahaha
aww but then you can do the same thing D: plan failed ;~;
go to jack or something
okay jack, i have a plan. my cousin's fiancee lives in canada, right in your city too. his name is ******** he lives with his mother only. find him and then tie him up and put him in your basement he's flying to california this monday to visit my cousin once you get to california i have a aunt that's going to spain in a week we can hide out in a cave or something you know ? and then fly ourselves to spain but before we get off of the plane, i'll be all ninja and everything and tie the pilots up and throw them in the back then you can do all your hacky thingys and we can fly ourselves to china and live with the domo king. sounds good ?What girl ? Are you having a daughter ? O_O wtf Jack
jack's a hack
jack likes hitting nuts
is it a joke though ? O_o
don't be like this when you turn into a mother okay jack ? D: oh wait.... you already are a mother...
you'll probably troll your kids all day *facedesk*
i keep on thinking about this one place... it's called flappy jack's pancake house ._. they'll probably sell your evilness there *nodnod*
oh, just ask jack i moved into his basement a few weeks ago
oh and emo called me during her class today and she was like "hey amy, i just wanted to let you know that some creeper at Jack's Donuts wanted to cut you up" .____.
okay look at it this way you are jack right ? O: and your doggy loves you :3 if another jack came along and stole your doggy's heart how would you feel ? Dx
that's not nice D:
we should lure jack out again :I
i know his weakness though *___* mwahaha susie...
"once upon a time there was Susie" story time~ okay so one day i was talking to jack O: i was so bored Dx and i asked jack "mommy, can you make me a new best friend?" and jack was bored himself too O: he dressed up as a girl O: and pretended to be my girl friend :3 but then jack realized that susie was trying to become a part of him @.@ he didn't wanted to act all girly O: and wear pink clothes so he took susie away from me D: it was horrible susie is tied up in the darkest corner of his basement though ;~; *sits under a table* ;_; poor susieno D: don't make me go in there ;_;
i don't think you'll make it out of his brain alive ._.
and while i feed him chocolates and draw hardcore yaoi scenes on his shirt you can poke a hole in his head and go in his brain :3
when mommy is asleep, he'll go all badass ninja and everything on you if you touch him ._.
we should get little asian woman ninjas instead ._. to you know distract him and everything
i'll kidnap all three of my friends and ship them off to jack's lab
ima go hide befroe jack comes ._.
it was a lie, jack didn't squished his own butt cheeks ;_; http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lrvzimqCA11qfu4tho1_400.png
...i need to make a list of who/what you are O_O like smurf, old man, grandpa, little girl, skynet, brother, sister, mother, father, grandma, unicorn, assassin, spy, hack, er, hacker :B, princess, PRINCESS JACK~ =D, flower, jack jack~you're like a badass legendary pokemon, that can think for itself O:, and like you control other pokemons @____@, woah o3o
oh how's your thing going ? O: is it big ? *O*
WHY JACK WHY DX *sits under a table*
WOMAN. where's my dinner ? D:<
don't worry daddy, i'll just put you in my bag and you can go with me :3
oh my god daddy
i can't look at you the same way anymore jack <_<
poor mommy, being too happy is bad for her back D:
OMFG I SAW YOU. cuz you know, i got your pro stalker skills and all
dude you guyses are talking about my dad D: that's digusting
daddy, i'm becoming just like you O:
jack's happy that he gave birth to a wonderful awesome daughter like me :B
don't do drugs mommy D: mail them to me instead o.o
hey jack... did you know that if you put your bra on your head you'll look just like a bear o.O
i see a lazy bum~
what a hack DX
*gives you mom*
YOU DIDN'T EVEN TALKED TO ME. HORIBLE PERSON D:
we = you and your butt ? DX
yeah i know, you're such a girl
daddy you can't do this
>:3 it has jack's evil lagging powers ._.
chocolate torture time *___*
NOOO JACK DX come back ;_;
*sigh* even to his own dog... <.<
don't torture your girl too much though Dx
what are you gonna do mommy ? o.O
...did you ? o_O
you're so embarrassing ;___;
oh my lord i thought you were joking when you were like "yup" <.< >.>
e.e i wanted to see him freak out a bit... you should be meaner next time *3*
that makes me satan's daughter... @.@
i want to do everything to make you a happy old man e.e
oh okay ._. *leaves you alone*
pull out your magic wand, my prince Dx
care to explain why you and thecoolest are coming up as a duplicate account.
My brother <--I was gonna say friend but let's be honest Jack, no.
I plot his downfall everyday as I anticipate his attack on me
screw you, find someone else to take the fall
My hatred for you can fill up 3... no 5 mansions!
You're the only one I know that would play mind games with a 3 year old.
Damn Jack, you really are just a jack*** everywhere
you know what jack? Why don't you put your head next to the back tire so that I can drive over it
What are your thoughts on my idea? I know you are never not thinking so tell me, that way my bubble can be burst. Again.
but Jack, you remember when... nevermind
YOU'RE A LIAR!!!!
why are you laughing? I'm seriously gonna stab you
you know what Jack, I'm moving you into checkmate
My doomsday scenario doesn't have robots. I would need someone to build and maintain them, and the only person I can think of is Jack. But we'll inevitably get into a fight and he'll just leave and I'll just have broken robots. So if I end the world, robots are banned.
what happened to you jack? you used to be so fun...
Jack, shut up. Just shut up before I kick you.
you're not a good person like I thought you were
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